You have problem with your ears?

Went to a Fast Food Restaurant to order my dinner.

"Makan sini atau bawa balik?"

"Makan sini. Satu bubur ayam regular dan satu Hot Milo." I said.

"You nak set meal untuk bubur ayam?"

"Bubur ayam ada set meal?" (Since when there's a set meal for chicken porridge?) I was astonished.

"Ada, ada set meal, ada air dan fries."

(Thinking to have something hot) "Tak apa, bubur ayam saja"

The waitress repeat the order for drink, "Air coke ya..."

"TAK! HOT MILO satu!" What's wrong with her? The pronunciation for both drinks were so TOTALLY different!!!

Then, waiting for my food... Guess what??? I saw TWO pieces of chicken put on my food tray!

"Saya kata BUBUR AYAM!"

The other person put the chicken on my tray asked the waitress, "Ehh, dia ni nak bubur ayam la..." Then, without saying a word, that person change the order (NOT the waitress) and refund back me some money.

What the hell is going on???

I said "BUBUR AYAM", end up giving me two pieces of chicken.

I said "HOT MILO", saying I want Coke.

Really going to faint!!!